Doctor Arcana's Hall of Infamy

Mysterium Master.
Aren't we the clever one?
Inconceivable!
Your luck is astounding!
I'm almost impressed.
Fiendishly lucky.
It's almost as if you knew what you were doing.
Your constant guessing payed off.
At least you didn't completely embarrass yourself.
Which puzzle stumped you?
Were you even trying?
Not bad... for a mortal.
Ouch! That must have been excruciating for you.
And you were proud of this?
How humiliating.